So yesteray was an odd day, I went to work at 9 and my boss didn't get there until 5 (we close at 6) so I left early and went to dinner at Robbie's with Jessica. Anyways we found out that Rodney has overheard everything we have ever said to each other over the past years in that resturaunt of his...which I think is fucking hilarious since Jessica has had a crush on him for years (she likes his butt) but anyway we sat there for a while and has this amazing seared raw ahi tuna appitizer that i'm kindof craving right now. While we were eating dinner (Pork Tenderloin for Jessica and Duck for me) this man and his family sat down at the bar next to us...we immediatly notice that he has a pink lighter that is the exact same shade of pink that Barbie shoes are made of (which we promptly pointed out to him). Then I noticed his Chanel sunglasses and wanted them...
....later that night, we finished eating and drove by the lake to see if the sailboats were in the water yet (i'm taking everyone sailing on Sunday) then we called suzy to see what she was doing, we decided to go see The Break Up at the Strand so we went and picked Suzy and Ryne up and drove out to Mount Zion to found out that THEY WERE SOLD OUT!!! of a movie...in decatur...weird...so with nothing to do we went to the mall for really no reason at all...then we drove to Target so we could all be starbucks kids (FYI banana coconut frappacino with an extra shot of expresso is amazing!!!) and so Ryne could buy an oscilating fan (which is smarter than Ryne, but more on that later) so here comes the funny part...we decided that we should buy a three pack of pregnancy tests and take them...Jessica, Suzy and I...so we get to the cash register and I hand the box to the girl at the checkout and I look and Ryne and in my best angry bitch voice I say: "you better hope these are all negative!!!" It was fucking hilarious!!...
...even later that night we went back to my apartment (oh yeah, they were all negative) and Ryne tried to put his oscilating fan together...he wasnt doing a very good job...I suggested reading the directions and he about bit my head off!!! so after he messed with it for a few minutes more I got off the couch, made him give me the pieces, and I had it assembled in 2.327 seconds!!!
...and then suzy got a text message...from cookie...he wanted to hang out...him...the evil bastard that screwed us all over...he used us...pretended to be our friend..for a year and a half...and then he left...for a long time...and now he's back...and he wants to be friends again...hah!!!!...i shall drink his alcohol and be a bitch to him all summer!!!....I have a feeling im overusing the ...'s
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